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[abrightboy]

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[abrightboy]

What about them?

[cacophonish]

🍆💦

[abrightboy]

you know what that means colloquially, right?

1/3

[cacophonish]

yeah that's why i sent it

2/3

[cacophonish]

wait

fuck

3/3

[cacophonish]

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO ABBY!!!

[abrightboy]

Oh. So. The Devil turns you on?

[cacophonish]

he's fucking jacked and his horns are huge

it was really hot to 11 year old me

[abrightboy]

Because he was as horny as you were?

[cacophonish]

😀 good one!

[ HE'S PROUD OF YOU, MALCOLM. ]

not gonna lie dude sometimes i still fantasize about him sweeping me off my feet

[abrightboy]

I say this with love, but you need better role models.

[cacophonish]

i think i could change him

[abrightboy]

The Devil?

[cacophonish]

he's not the devil he's DARKNESS
totally different
it's like raw and elemental and a force of nature AND magic

dude and his voice is SO sexy

[abrightboy]

His voice is in a lot of movies where he doesn’t play the Devil. I really liked Clue.

[cacophonish]

[ you WOULD, rich boy. ]

he doesn't at all sound the same in clue come on
he's all fancy and proper there

[abrightboy]

You don’t like that, huh?

[cacophonish]

sometimes i do
but usually i like a little bit of dirt and danger in my fantasies. you know?

[abrightboy]

I know most people do. I don’t. There’s too much blood and danger in my head already.

[cacophonish]

that makes sense

so... who else did you have a thing for growing up?

[abrightboy]

I didn’t have a thing for him i had a thing for the mystery. I kind of missed the teenage crush phase. I didn’t eat much or sleep well. I’ve always liked ballet, though. I suppose there have been some dancers through the years I’ve found captivating.

[cacophonish]

dude. that is so you
and i mean that as a compliment

and ok yeah i can see that. dancers are hot
all those lean muscles and the way they move... time to add that to the list

[ The TORTURE ABBY WITH JERKOFF FACTS list ]

[abrightboy]

[Malcolm sends him a link]

[cacophonish]

oh my GOD dude you're killing me

[ Then, given Malcolm's horribly traumatic childhood with a serial killer + the place they're in, Jeff feels the need to clarify. ]

in a good way
that's a good thing

[abrightboy]

Glad you liked it. That’s the sort of thing I think I would like to be doing myself if I’d stuck with it.