"I hope not. Put her roots to shame," he said, with the same cooing voice as he let her take hold of the spoon so he could drag his tin of food over to him. The sacrifices, oh the sacrifices. Popping the plastic fork out of it's wrapper and pulling the lid off, Raylan tried to stab himself a bite and promptly broke his fork.

"Did you happen to buy silverware to go with the plates and cups?"