What you're saying and doing sounds like the biggest nerd in high school who didn't have any friends and tried to act like they don't care why when all the other nerds in computer class get invited to the group birthday party and you didn't.

You know why we've got walkie talkies? Because I like making walkies, and Shaw and Neal aren't the only people I gave 'em to! Do you know why we've got code names? Because we're ex-military dumbasses who think it's funny! And again, I started that, and I do it to everyone with the walkies! You wanna come to movie night? Come to movie night! They're in the common room for fuck's sake, no one's stopping you!