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[untiltheend]

[ooc: from here!]

...Far be it from me to refuse an order from a Warden, of course.

I am in my cabin: 1-16. I will wait for ten minutes. [Chop chop.]

[abrightboy]

[An order? Um, okay. He heads straight to Sebastian's cabin carrying a big jar of eyeballs. It looks like the kind of jar that bars have pickled eggs in and it's definitely full of perfectly formed human eyeballs. He knocks.]

[untiltheend]

[Sebastian has this fun little passive-aggressive game he likes to play when a warden annoys him: it's called Exaggerate The Authority Wardens Have.


Sebastian opens the door to reveal a typical servant's quarter in a Victorian mansion: it's pristinely clean, with a bed that doesn't look like it's ever been slept in; the only personal touches to even hint that an actual person is staying here are a few cat figurines and books on the writing desk, and a collection of cat toys tidily collected in a basket.]

Mr Bright. Do come in.

They are over there, [he says with a gesture towards the wardrobe: the snakes are hiding under it.

Normally, Sebastian would have already caught the snakes, but if Mr Bright so dislikes his handling of them, he's welcome to capture them himself.]

[abrightboy]

[He’d be delighted. He hefts the eyeball jar into Sebastian’s arms and pulls his sweater off over his head. Relax, Sebastian, he’s still wearing a t-shirt. He takes a couple of eyeballs out of his pocket, lays the sweater out in front of the wardrobe and sets the eyeballs in the middle of it. Once the snakes wiggle out to have a snack, he quickly sweeps them up in the sweater and bundles it into his arms. He gets to his feet and looks at Sebastian.]

Thanks. A pleasure doing business.

[He heads towards the door.]

[untiltheend]

Likewise, of course. Do have a good day.

[Sebastian isn't an expert on every single type of snake there is, but since he's been mostly producing venomous ones all week as well as literal poison... he does suspect there is a risk that these snakes are venomous as well. He could alert Mr Bright to that risk.

But he figures that is a Mr Bright problem.]

[abrightboy]

[Mr Bright is very well versed in snakes. Don't fret over him, Sebastian!]